- Hardly use my clothes dryer at all, love the smell of fresh air dried clothes. Well my neighbours think I am mad. - Janine
- The guy is nice enough to give people correct answers (what kind of Aussie is he?!?) - Cyn
- I can't believe that noone has even noticed my Aussie accent whenever I have gone there to eat (OBSH). Not one, single solitary - Are you from Australia???? Probably cause they think I'm from England!!! - Belinda
- With the new 1/4 million dollar public toilets in Boston there is also a shortening of the time period. When the expected time is up the doors open automatically. - Robert
- One person asked me if we had the same alphabet. Her name is Betty, so I have nicknamed her Alphabetty. - Nell
- I know we've recently been involved with invading Afganistan and Iraq, but does Howie have a secret plan for the US that I'm not aware of??? - Phil
- And how about where it sticks to the knife and you need a pressure cleaner to get it off! - Pauline (on Peanut Butter)
- After having lived in the US twice before for 9 mo and 2 yrs, respectively, we planned this move to last a little longer - that was 20 years ago! - Les
- As for those potato cakes in my wifes bra ... I was wondering why she was telling everyone she was a battered woman (HAHAHAHA ... I crack myself up) - OzConnor
- When I was a 20-year old sailor in Hong Kong, I ended up at Pinky's Tattoo parlor as it was the only place selling beer at 2am. Needless to say, I left there with more than what I had entered with. Namely, the Roadrunner and Coyote - one on each cheek of my bum. Let me tell you, that drinking out of a bottle whilst laying face down is not an easy thing to do. My wife has observed that over the years the Coyote has lost ground in his pursuit of the Roadrunner. - Les
- I'd like there to be peace without war, too. Who wouldn't? (As long as we're delving into the unlikely... I'd also like Violet Crumbles to have zero calories!) - Rene'
- "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, France is accusing the US of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war." - submitted by Helen, source unknown.
- So I say --lets all pool our money & buy a TV station (or at least rent one several hours a week) & show OZ TV. - Linda & Graham
- I have been out shovelling snow today, in fact 6 inches of it. Now I know it doesn't compare to 12 inches but I'll take 6 inches anyday - Reagan
- I think that to move to another country to live takes curiosity, courage & a sense of adventure. Sort of like winning a trip with a National Geographic photographer & understanding trebuchets - you either understand & love adventure, or you don't understand any thing other than your own backyard. The difference between a tourist & a traveller. - Felicity
- My father was a display carpenter with Myers for 25 years, consequently our house, often could have been mistaken for a Christmas from some fantasy land ....but we always had the best Christmas decorations of anyone in the street..even if they did look like they were from the haberdashery or ladies shoes department..!! - Wayne
- How many people want to see me, Ozconner, Wolf doing the puppet thingy in Vegas? Think us three would put on a great show. - Andy
- Yeah I could just imagine you guys doing a Harbour Bridge, Opera House & an Ayres Rock!!! - Melissa
- How about something more American like baseballs and hot dogs.....oh geeeez, this is getting ugly! - Audra
- I tell you its a wonder they let the guys out with those things - Pamm
- You're an Aussie who doesn't like beer, this is one for the scientists....LOL - Jenny T
- As my wife would be quick to point out - "Just cause he doesn't drink, don't automatically assume that he makes sense". - OzConnor
- Hey, I got back into the country with a kangaroo scrotum for my nephew! What else can ya get for a 21 year old? - WBDogs
- The WHOLE week? You're killing me here... I would trade my first born for a week off right now. OK I don't have a first born, but if I did, hello vacation! :-) - Rene'
- On a positive note almost daily I am thankful for being here, for having a wonderful family and I try to live each day as if it the most important day of my life. - Sharon
- As this was my first plane flight ever, I wasn't quite sure if this was the norm or not. But my tweezers!! What was I going to do with them, pluck the captain's eyebrows if he didn't do what I wanted? - Pauline
- Maybe we could advertise one of those companies that sells those lil pills that improve your sexual stamina..but has side effects like headaches, bleeding through the nose and vomiting. - Wolf
- Let's put it this way... It isn't called HOOTERS because there are Owls there... But I am guessing yuur hubby just didn't really see what the fuss is about...most guys don't. - Susan
- My Mum ... turned to the young well curved waitress and said " You definitely have some lovely buns there, dear" - Bernadette
- I remember the TV ads when Dr Pepper was launched in Australia and it showed the Statue of Liberty coming up from the depths and finding itself in the middle of Sydney Harbour. - Warren
- Please help....I'm getting very hairy!!!! (Okay, maybe too much info there...:P) - Ginnie
- I HATE SNOW! I HATE SNOW! I HATE SNOW! I HATE SNOW! I HATE SNOW! I HATE SNOW! I HATE SNOW! I HATE SNOW! - WBDogs
- I didn't fall off the back of the turnip truck yesterday. Where there is smoke, there's a fat cigar, I says. Something is going on in Naperville. - Steve J
- I just finished installing her Hills Hoist, and now she says "your knickers are going up in public!" Oh the shame and humiliation... - Jeff J
- I have no information on shoe color, nor do I believe I have a stitch of credibility in that area of expertise. - Steve J
- Jeff, It's nice to know that I'm not the only one with a totally ground-level sense of humor. - Steve J
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